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❝i'm a piece of shit let's move on
my 9 year old sister: I'm gonna marry a doctor.

me: Why?

my 9 year old sister: So I can watch netflix all day while he pays for it.

Jul 13th (+66)

krillex:

you-are-flawlessy-imperfect:

Or the girl studied and the boy didn’t…

no. it’s because the boy wished with a true heart. can’t you read

Jul 13th (+23726)

inspiring:

VIRUS GOING AROUND!!!!! SIGNAL BOOST THE SHIT OUT OF THIS!!!!!

if you are on my blog and there’s a button that says “unfollow” in the upper-right corner, DO NOT CLICK IT! it will bring you to a FBI site that will trap your browser and even can access your webcam! it’s very serious and it’s important you do not click it

Jul 13th (+188338)

punkcub:

you don’t go homo or bi or trans to hell

the expression is “going straight to hell”

wake up america

Jul 13th (+165013)

captoring:

my dash right now

Jul 13th (+205)

mootiness:

fun reyna interviews episode 2
first one here: x

Jul 13th (+4459)

thankyouforthedildos:

Was looking in my mom’s room for a shirt but came out with an education

Jul 13th (+369)
tagged as:WHAT-

i-effed-it-all-up:

no, i don’t watch that show, but i do follow its developments extensively via tumblr

Jul 13th (+38808)

Ginny Potter and Rita Skeeter are reporting live at the Quidditch World Cup Finals! Be sure to check out their coverage here

Jul 13th (+14491)
Capitalist 1: Hey, it's Pride month, should we do anything to support queer people?

Capitalist 2: I heard there's a shelter for queer and trans kids who got kicked out that's going to be closing soon due to lack of funding?

Capitalist 1: I was thinking more along the lines of an ad campaign where we just put our logo in rainbow colors.

Capitalist 2: That's a much better idea

Jul 13th (+14460)

illkim:

Me on the first day of school

Jul 13th (+320816)

diamond-sound:

eridans-bullshit-magic:

super-galaxy-gurren-lagann:

just in case you somehow forgot how horrible the pro life movement is

if people have the right to the hospital then i have the right to  critically wound them

If people have the right to education then I have the right to give them brain damage

Jul 13th (+273054)

nashgrieruwu:

whenever straight people say you should stop oppressing them, offer them another hour in the ball pit instead

Jul 13th (+20)

muirin007:

rinthewin:

dragoninatrenchcoat:

sol-shine:

#wait okay I KNOW this one isn’t mine#his hair is brown

#Fuck did we adopt one?

This is one of the funniest posts on Tumblr, hands down.

Jul 13th (+295042)

sterlingsea:

voidbat:

rafira:

rjinswand:

dingraha:

burgerrr:

cisgender:

i could masturbate to this article that’s how much it pleases me

everything about this screams fedora 

oh my god this is fucking incredible oh my god

holy shit

and when you go to a restaurant and eat something cooked by man, that’s where another man put something inside your body that I didn’t. And when the male dentist looks inside your mouth, that’s where another man invaded your mouth. And when the male cashier sells you those clothes, every time you wear them you will think of him, not me.

has this mouthbreather not heard of lady tattoo artists..?

I will tattoo my entire body if it will keep people like this away from me

Jul 13th (+37362)
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